The monkey featured above is actually called a Vervet Monkey. The Vervet Monkey ranges throughout much of Southern and East Africa, being found from Ethiopia and Somalia south to South Africa. Why is this specific animal underappreciated? Well, if you observe the picture, the answer to this question will appear quite obvious. This animal suffers from constant blue ball syndrome. This is when an animal is driven to extreme sexual arousal without ejaculation. The net effect is a dull pain in the testicles that lasts for at least three hours. Unfortunately, this unique breed of monkey suffers from this pain constantly. The truth and reality regarding this fact is that this pain is unjustifiable. One must be wondering... why has PETA not interfered and promoted action? Certainly this is a justifiable and worthy cause.
I hope of you will sympathize for the Vervet monkey and please keep this animal in your prays.
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4 comments:
I concur. PETA should have stepped in a long time ago. The Vervet Monkey is simply not being given its divine right to sexually thrive simply have a little satisfaction once in a while. I will certainly keep this animal in my thoughts and prayers.
I was wondering if we could travel to Ethiopia and save this animal and help it with it's blue ball syndrome?
if the vervet monkey is an underappreciated animal for being blueballed CONSTANTLY, then consider me the vervetest of the vervets. you have touched my heart, but i wish somebody would touch me elsewhere, so as to unvervet me.
At first observation of the Vervet monkey I could not help but notice the horrible condition that the vervet monkey must endure day after day! I say we set up clinics as far as the eye can see in southern Asian countries to help these poor creatures. No monkey, ape, hominid, hominoid, or even homoerectus should have to endure such unspeakable torture!
wrinklyraisin .... i have lost all words as to what to reply to your comment!
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