Monday, November 17, 2008

Zebu

Before I blog about the underappreacited Zebu, I feel it is necessary to dwell on my previous entry for a brief peiod of time in order to establish necessary clarity. This is in reference to one of the comments that you can presonally read in the previous blog. Under no circumstances do I feel it is morally right to give alcohol to the Aardwolf (or any animal for this matter), I was merely using that reference as an attempt of humor. Reflecting on this, I realize that I was wrong, completly out of line, and using bad judgement. I have no reason to personally attack the Aardwolf, an animal that does all the right things.

Now that I have gotten that remark off my chest, I feel it is necessary to continue and give the Zebu its utmost respect and attention.

As always, here is a picture for you to fully appreciate the beauty of the Zebu:



The Zebu is sometimes referred to as the "humped cattle". This in itself symbolizes just how underapprecaited this animal truly is. One cannot take the time to call it by its proper name, but instead must resort to an insulting alternative name. This is equivalent to calling a human by an unwanted nickname. There is just no room for this type of behavior. In my honest opinion, there should be a war against this type of indecency and a zero tolerance policy.

There are some 75 known breeds of zebu, split about evenly between African breeds and South Asian ones. With this type of population density, it amazes me that these animals remain underappreciated.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, I cant believe the audacity of that commenter!! Hell if a zrbu or an aardwolf wants some scotch on the rocks, then why shouldnt it be granted its wishes! it already is very underappreciated and oppressed; it might as well be aloted its choice of beverage!

The zebu has a very interesting nature about it. It looks like it would be a fun pet! Even though zebus should be able to roam freely, i'm just saying that it gives off a vibe of PET.

Anonymous said...

I am delighted to have been given the opportunity to learn more about the Zebu. I sympathize with the Zebu for having to suffer the cruelty of being referred to as "humped cattle". Whoever decided to create this hurtful alternative name should have his head chopped off with a sodoring iron. It demonstrates the sheer indecency of the human race and obvious lack of respect for creatures that have feelings too. Power to the Zebu!

wrinklyraisin said...

Dear blogger,
please be informed that if your math skills do not improve, i will be forced to discontinue my reading of this blog. one half of 75 is 37.5, unless my TI-83+ is a liar. There cannot possibly be half a species. next time you decide to arbitrarily delineate a species of a certain underappreciated animal by continent, pick an even number of species, so that when you say that half live on each continent, it is at least possible.

on a side note, i think that some alternate pronunciations of Zebu, such as cebu(say-BOO), would be a good addition to this entry. This would lead readers to appreciate the Zebu by listening to the popular Veggie-Tales song... The Song of the Cebu. Please consider this.

Thank you again for a wonderful entry.